dream

A boy who lived in a large two-story apartment, where all of the doors connected to every room at once, so that he could never be sure which room he was walking into until he opened it. The middle two fingers on his left hand were fused together, his nails were too thick, and the whole hand was swollen and pinkish, like a pig's foot; but no one else ever seemed to notice it. Sometimes it would begin to grow thousands of silky, white hairs on it, and he would have to rush down to a small bathroom in the basement to shave them off. This involved passing through the cellar, and then a dusty unlit crawl space which was home to a family of ghosts. They made typical ghost noises at him, but still managed to be frightening.
Also, there was a lesbian nymphomaniac, but that's all I remember about her.